Wednesday 5 May 2010

JEREMY CLARKSON : QUOTES ON KEIRA NIGHTLEY






(Aston Martin DB9 ) “I’m sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.


(Aston Martin V8 Vantage Roadster) I would rather be in this than in Keira Knightley.


(On the Audi R8) Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley.


(Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4) A fat girl’s curvy round face does not have the same appeal as the straight lines found on Keira Knightley.


(Alfa Romeo 8C) “I mean look at Keira Knightly – she's just an ironing board with a face, and she works.”

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